GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. And